Hentai Review: Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura

Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura - 1 Episode

Once again, we have some slutty elves, along with other some slutty elves that are desperately trying to convince themselves, and everyone around them, that they aren’t slutty. You’ll probably take notice of a pattern that seems consistent throughout different works.

This one is actually very similar to another hentai I reviewed, Elfen Laid. Both center around elf girls trying (naively) to save their sisters from being sexually abused, by offering their own bodies. But whereas Elfen Laid had something that resembled a story, Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura is just sex scenes.

We get a cold open, that is presumably a flash-forward, where we are introduced to our designated anime rapist, and one of our two elf sisters. It isn’t very rapey right here, though, she seems to go along with it. Noteworthy, is that it’s clear from the opening shot, that this has some of the worst censorship I’ve seen in hentai. They aren’t content with pixelating the genitals themselves, but do so in a big circle around it. As per standard, they pretend like it isn’t a thing and still do closeups like that isn’t completely retarded.

Is it, anime?

Also, our designated rapist has weird fucked up ears. I thought maybe he was an elf too, and he got in some accident or attacked by wild dogs or something.

I looked it up to see if I could find anything. Apparently he’s a half elf or something. Plot descriptions I got also talked about how it’s about a war between humans and elves that was ended with a political marriage, and then there’s an invasion of monsters or something. None of that shit is in the anime.

Following our opening scene, we get ear guy breaking into the room of the elf girl we just saw him fucking. Will her weird gross disembodied tentacle dick lock on the door stop him? Not ear guy. He’s just that good.

You’ve seen this gif, now you know as much as I do.

He busts in slaps down our elf girl. Or she falls. They don’t actually show that part, but she’s on the ground, and I’ll give her to the benefit of the doubt that she didn't just fall. But ear guy isn’t alone! We are also introduced to the real hero of this anime, this swarthy elf girl that came with him.

I’m on record with my objection to the boring overuse of rape in hentai. That being said, there’s a character archetype that always improves it - the rape assistant. A loyal, submissive girl that our designated rapist brings with him to help out. The secretary, or dental hygienist, of the rape world. Our cheerful little chocolate elf here performs this duty excellently, but is sadly underutilized by the anime.

The princess does the usual defiant talk, and then he threatens to rape her twin sister if she doesn’t cooperate, which of course shuts her down, because she’s an elf princess in an anime, so she’s not going to pass up the chance to be a fucking martyr.

They get into the thing where she keeps referring to the other girl as her older sister, even though they explicitly said they’re twins. I’ve seen this before, and apparently it’s referring to the order they shot out the pussy. I don’t know if this is actually much of a thing in Japan, or if it’s just a weird anime thing, on account of the obsession with sibling hierarchies.

He proceeds to make her strip, dance around, say lewd stuff, and generally feel exposed for awhile before he finally starts with anything physical. His little cinnamon role of a rape assistant gets super lubed up by the whole thing, like the good girl she is.

And we get some of the standard accusations that she’s getting into it, with her unconvincingly denying it. Some ear play, too! It’s nice when they don’t forget that you’re dealing with non-humans, and make the differing anatomy part of it.

When he’s done, he splooges all over her, and everyone takes five. In the meantime, our rape assistant blows ear guy, presumably while he’s still soaked from the other elf girl, and they have a pleasant little interchange.

Time for round two comes, and they bring in the sister. They’ve explicitly said they’re twins multiple times, and how they look the same, but somehow, the sister has green eyes, whereas the first girl’s are blue. Which calls into question the artist’s understanding of how identical twins work.

Also, they have this X-shaped BDSM rack in the room that they tie the first sister to. Either they brought that shit with them, and just didn’t show it, or elf girl’s claims about them violating a pure elven princess are rather specious.

Turns out, the ‘older sister’ (new girl) wasn’t about to let her sister hog all the martyrdom. She’s agreed to be the new fuck puppet for ear guy if he stops raping her sister. There’s a bit of “rape me instead!” and “no, rape me!” back and forth. But the second sister is way more into being ‘raped’, so I call bullshit. I think she just wanted some of that cock and this was the best way to get it and still pretend she had that elven dignity.

Ear guy finally gets some proper use out of his lovely assistant, who has been waiting patiently. He has her start to molest and go down on the tied up girl while she watches him bang out her sister.

Fairly standard stuff from there on out. The sister he’s fucking gradually drops the pretense of not being into it, and the tied up one continues to be distressed about it. Oh, and our lovely chocolate elf shoves a finger up tied-girl’s ass, like the naughty little assistant she is, which pretty much immediately gets her off, because that’s how elves roll. The end.

This one wasn’t too bad. Nothing amazing, but not bad. The art was maybe above average, and the animation was about average, so it’s visually good. There’s not a whole lot to it, but it stayed fairly focused on what it was doing. There was some baffling stuff, like the cock-lock, but nothing really confusing, so the overall baffle-level was pretty low. The rapey subject matter isn’t anything to interesting, but like I said, our assistant girl made it more engaging. It does lose points for our designated rapist not being fully human. Or it would, if I assigned points to things.