Hentai Review: The Elven Bride/Elf no Wakaokusama






The Elven Bride/Elf no Wakaokusama - 2 Episodes

As the name would suggest, the story is about an elven woman who marries a human man. While I enthusiastically encourage fucking non-humans, actually miscegenation with them I normally don’t approve of, but we’ll set that aside. The major conflicts of this story revolve around her pussy being just too damn small for human dick to successfully navigate.

The first episode involves the couple discovering this, and the husband going on a journey to find a special lubricant called ‘Harpy Ooze’. Turns out there are two varieties of harpies, one intelligent, one animalistic, and the animalistic ones result from harpies breeding with each other. To get intelligent off spring, they need to breed with men. So as you can expect, they kidnap him for rape, because hentai. In the process, he discovers that harpy ooze is, in fact, their vaginal fluids, because again, hentai. So he turns the tables and  counter-rapes his rapist in order to get her pussy juice. Which he takes home to lube up his wife with. Hentai.

Shit doesn’t work anyways, but she gives him a tit-job to make up for it. And there’s some subplot about her going shopping and the locals not liking her until a monster attacks and she uses elf magic to save the day.

Second episode is about her going to the doctor at a new clinic about her pussy problem. Which seems like the first thing you would do instead of going on a perilous journey for monster lube, but whatever. The husband talks to his grandmother, who is some sort of soul sucking sex witch that fucks one of his friends to steal his youth (just go with it), and finds out about the clinic. Unfortunately, he knows the doctor, and he’s some sort of magical sexual predator. So he rushes over to save her. They never do end up fucking successfully.

This is an older one, and the art and animation is rather sub-par, but the story is stronger than average. The whole things takes a more softcore approach, and never shows genitalia directly, though since it would be pixelated anyways, that’s not super relevant. Not the most high quality, and the first episode is definitely stronger than the second, but it has a lot of charm. And bonus points for cuckquean elements.

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