Hentai Review: Brandish






Brandish - 2 episodes (about 15 minutes each)

This one gets straight to it with this succubus, and her poorly drawn pet who’s only there to function as a means to end the episodes, are prowling around this town, looking for dick. And by prowling around, I mean flying over and divebomb-raping guys. Which seems totally unnecessary, since it’s never established that sexing a succubus in this world does anyone any harm, or that there’s any need for her to act that way. But I guess her just being kinda slutty wouldn’t drive the plot.

Anyways, turns out she’s a pedo, as she sees a little boy and gets all lubed up over it. She’s both an anime character and a demon, so I guess that’s to be expected. She snatches him up and starts molesting him in the middle of the town square, in front of his mom and the crowd. The mom objects, so the succubus puts a spell on her that makes her fall over and start schlicking it right there.

She rides the kid’s cock right there in front of everyone, and no one intervenes because anime bystanders are incapable of ever doing so. Half way through, he pulls a Popeye, if Popeye needed to nut inside a succubus instead of eat spinach. To her dismay, he turns into an adult. For reasons that are sort of confusing. He says something about her trying to seduce another demon, then starts ploughing her all rough-like. But a priest who is watching among the crowd, and strangely unperturbed about all this, explains about some hero of legend that defeated the demons, and now the kid is the hero. Or something. I’m not sure if this is poor writing or poor translating, but it’s not really important. The takeaway here is that he’s the Shazam of porking.

She’s upset that she gets her shota dick taken away, even though she was apparently fucking a bunch of grown men before and didn’t have a problem with it. He finishes up and offers her to the crowd, but then her pet deus ex machinas her away and he turns back into a little boy.

Second episode is pretty much the same, to be honest. She steals some waitress’s clothing and puts on some bracelets to hide her magic, which makes her tails and wings disappear, and then goes into this inn. The same kid comes in, and she bangs him out again. He apparently does not recognize her. He turns into an adult again and gives it to her so hard that the bracelets break. For reasons. Then he recognizes her, so presumably there’s some sailor moon shit going on, because the wings and tail are hidden by the bracelets, but otherwise she looks exactly the fucking same, pointy ears and teeth included. The pet arrives to spirit her away again, and then it ends.

The art and animation are about average, though it does this weird thing where some shots will have this pink haze on the top and bottom, and at first I thought there was something wrong with the file. It’s weird, makes little sense, even by hentai standards, and it’s short.

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