Hentai Review: Elfen Laid/Daishikkin Helena

Elfen Laid/Daishikkin Helena - 2 Episodes

Despite the porn parody title, this is in fact, not in any way related to the anime Elfen Lied. It’s not a parody, and shares no similarities in plot, characters, setting, or theme. And judging by the Japanese title, this is not a proper translation of it, but a name given to it by whoever licensed it.

We start with a cold open, in which some  human soldiers are raiding an elven village, and raping an elf girl whose hair length changes between some of the shots. Oh, and they’re making her boyfriend watch. And some of the other villagers.

It’s kind of a harsh approach, which is generally unnecessary since this very anime will later show that elf girls are naturally inclined to becoming sluts for human cock without much coaxing.

Once one of them finishes inside of her, elf boy finally finds a pair and tries to rush them, getting a sword through his back for the trouble. Which, if he was gonna do that, it seems like maybe before his woman was inseminated by another man would have been the opportune time to suddenly be a man. But he’s an elf, so I guess that’s about what you can expect.

And then they fuck her some more. This opening scene isn’t really related to the rest of the story, and only exist to establish that elves are basically cocksleeves in this world.

Then we switch to the story of blonde elf princess and her mostly indistinguishable younger sister, who have been captured by the humans. Our older princess main character get brought before the… king? lord? They just call him ‘commander’ in the subtitles, but he has a throne and a castle and stuff, so I don’t know. It’s established that she’ll do anything to protect the sister, and the commander initially says he wants her to marry him, but then doesn’t seem to follow up on that, and instead decides to have her command an army underneath him. Because apparently she can do that.

So she goes off to subjugate the rest of her people to save her sister, because she’s a hero and all, and pretty much the minute she leaves, they drag the sister down to the sexnasium.

The commander has got these two ugly guys who are… elves too? Maybe? It’s not really clear, but they have pointy ears. They start all the rape, and bring out a series of oddly modern looking sex toys, which includes what appears to be a vibrator in an otherwise standard fantasy-medieval setting. This is not explained. They also have some of that magical aphrodisiac that only exists in hentai. In this case, it takes the form of a cream that the shove up her cooch, and she very quickly becomes a mindless cock-zombie.

They bring in the older sister and she expectedly freaks out tries and fails to kill him, but commander guy is all smug about it on account of she can’t really do anything about it, and she just kind of accepts it.

We get a scene where some weirdly young guy in older sister’s army has got this big admiration-boner, for her, and then she goes back where the younger sister is just casually blowing the commander. The commander brings out army boy and makes older sister blow him while he fucks the younger sister.

Then there’s some stuff where commander ends up cutting off the ear of one of his rape goons, then they try to kidnaps the younger sister, for reasons, and he ends up killing the one he cut the ear off of, while the other runs away. I don’t know, it’s kind of just filler. Then he gets all rapey with the younger sister again.

He brings in the older sister again and implies that he killed the younger sister on account of older sister fucking up with the army. She tries to kill him again and is easily subdued again, which raises the question of how exactly she’s fighting anyone out in the field. Anyways, he ties her up and it’s rape time again.

Once he finishes, he tells her how bad he just trolled her and how her sister is still alive, and where, and that she’s free to go. She asks why, and he’s all “I’m totes in love with you”, and then she just leaves and it’s over.

So that was a thing. The art and animation is nothing great, but acceptable. It’s not super interesting, overall, and does the common hentai thing of being very rapey in place of anything interesting with the characters, but it does have human dominance over elves, so there’s that.