Hentai Review: Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru (1 of 2)

Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Episodes 1 & 2

Can a story that focuses almost entirely on rape be silly to the point of being farcical? It turns out that yes, yes it can. Thanks, Japan.

We waste no time, and get right into this blonde dark elf getting raped by these ogre things, as commanded by a human man. I don’t really get the appeal of seeing girls get raped by ugly monsters, but there’s clearly a market for that. The situation is nothing unusual for hentai, but they do turn up the absurdity. Grotesquely large penises that seem to be able to fit into impossibly small orifices without bodily harm, ridiculous amounts of whip cream looking semen, that sort of thing. I don’t really have room to make gifs of every time something made me snicker.

Our girl gives us a monologue, mid-rape, about the history of the world. Real trooper, that one. It doesn’t make any fucking sense, but I still respect the dedication.

It’s something about how there’s races of monsters that like to rape people, and then there’s this castle that bamfed out of nowhere all Castlevania-style, which is ruled by this dark elf queen who wears a top that doesn’t quite cover her nipples. We’re shown that the dark elf queen is imprisoned in the same place as our first dark elf, who apparently serves her.

Then there’s this second monologue from someone else, about how there’s these knights that oppose the dark queen, led by a high elf, who of course are all women who wear very functionally and physically improbably outfits.

Pictured: Chivalry

And apparently there’s mercenaries, too, who are fighting for the dark queen, but then a guy came along and united the mercenaries under him. And he’s the guy that’s directing the ogres to rape the elf.

Why is the queen imprisoned when they just set her up as a villain? Why is the leader of the mercenaries holding her captive when we were just told that he was working for her? Your guess is as good as mine.

So our first elf gets raped into submission, because elf, and becomes loyal to the mercenary leader, just as the queen is brought in. They drag her off and move to start gangraping the queen, because this anime is kind of a one-trick pony.

The queen uses the force on this staff that one of the guards is holding, and uses it to magic-electrocute all the ogres. Which... tires her out? Next scene she’s on the ground catching her breath. Also, she zapped the ogres, but not the human guards for some reason. Then she casts a spell to put on some sort of magical diaphragm so they can’t impregnate her. Why did she have the power to do that, but not to keep zapping people with magic? The world may never know.

This shot is silly enough, but I love that they felt the need to pixelate the inside of her vag.

Gangrape ensues. Which breaks her magical cockblock spell, but not all of it. Because it seems to have been meant to keep her from being penetrated at all, but it breaks the moment they try to fuck her. Then mercenary guy’s mage buddy turns off the magic contraception and they all pump her full of cum, which then sprays out of her cooch in literal buckets worth. For an evil elf queen, she’s kind of shit at magic.

It ends with her getting into it as well, and a closing scene of both girls fellating mercenary guy.

Second episode opens with this castle being besieged by monsters. A bunch of goblins have captured some nuns, and are demanding that the princess - one of our members of chivalry squad from before - standing on top of one of the castle towers, surrenders, or else they’ll rape them in front of her.

So naturally they do just that while she watches. And of course the nuns get into it and start to go all slutty. I’m noticing a pattern here. They’re all virgins, which, I mean, they’re nuns, so that makes sense, but it’s also another pattern. With the exception of the first elf girl, everyone raped in the first two episodes is a virgin.

In a stunning example of fine leadership, the princess watches them all get raped by goblins while agonizing over what will happen to her and the rest of the scantily clad women serving her if she does surrender (hint: it’s rape), and then decides to surrender to... save them?

After this, we get a quick scene of blonde dark elf strapon fucking dark elf queen. This isn’t exceptionally noteworthy, except that they chose to actually pixelate the strapon.

Pictured: A censored drawing of a fake penis. Yes, really.

We go back to Princess Churchill, who is now in the dungeon. Her minister comes in and tells her that he betrayed her to the enemy. There’s also something in there about how she received a letter before all this that told her how mercenaries defected to the dark queen (the ones gangraping said queen in the last episode) and how mercenary leader guy wants to make a nation where all women have to please any man that wants it.

You know, I’m not one to start reading into people’s fetishes. I don’t like people pathologizing other people’s fetishes, or assuming people’s beliefs based on a power dynamic within a kink. I’m certainly the last person label something as misogynistic. That being said, I am starting to get the feeling that whoever wrote this may have some issues with women.

Anyways, minister guy threatens to have the women under her raped if she doesn’t cooperate, along with her ...sister? There’s this pink haired girl that was with her before, who appears younger, and is also one of the chivalry squad. So he rapes her, and of course the rest of the women get raped anyways. Not sure why going through the motions of blackmail was even necessary. It closes on her seeing her sister(?) getting raped. To her credit, though, she doesn’t go full mindbreak like the others. Kind of unclear on the sister.