Hentai Review: Obscene Missile/ Waisetsu Missile

Obscene Missile/ Waisetsu Missile - 1 Episode

To start off, I don’t know if the title is innuendo. If this was most other mediums, I would immediately assume that yes, it is. But considering the word salad titles so many anime have, I have no idea.

Also worth noting, is that I’m only actually reviewing the second half of this one (well, more like the last third). This is split into two stories that have no relation to each other whatsoever. The first 18 minutes or so is a story about some high school guys blackmailing a girl into letting them fuck her. Or something. I don’t know, it wasn’t very interesting or unique, and not really relevant to this blog.
The second one is short, but has about an hour’s worth of weird crammed into it, even by hentai standards.

After no real introduction, aside from briefly showing a store sign, this guy comes home to find that his mother has bought a ‘cow’. A cow, in this sense, is a girl with cow ears, horns, a tail, and big tits, that is also functionally retarded. Presumably this is what the store sign was advertising. The mother bought her so that they can have fresh milk every day. Just go with it.

It cuts to the guy waking up the next morning, and the mom milking the cow girl. And we’re treated to a weird thing to say to your fucking mom, when he says the display is kind of erotic. She dismisses it as just milking a cow, as if her son didn’t just imply he was getting turned on by seeing his mother fondle a retarded girl’s tits. But then again, when he first came home, he stared at his mom’s tits before noticing the cowgirl, something she also readily dismissed. But then it’s possible that we’re missing something and she’s a hentai mom that bangs her kids already, which would put things into better context.

Anyways, the mother leaves for work wearing a low cut dress, which is weird, because we later see her in what looks like a nurse’s outfit, which calls into question exactly what her job is. The son wastes no time and starts fondling cowgirl’s tits pretty much immediately. And then he goes straight to boning her because this is a short running time and we need to hit the important points. Then we get a montage and he displays his lack of self-restraint as he tells us that he’s barebacking the cowgirl every time his mom isn’t looking.

Naturally, cowgirl gets pregnant and births a little abomination, and he’s able to pass it off as her getting out and fucking whatever other offenses to god are in their neighborhood. And that’s about it.

Something I want to mention, is that the cowgirl is wearing a headband, and the ears and horns seem to be on it, and she has regular human ears as well. The tail seems to be completely real, though. Then the son at the end has cow ears and human ears as well, but no headband, so presumably they’re part of him. Maybe she’s just wearing a headband and it happens to line up. It’s really unclear.

The art and animation are pretty good. Nothing incredible, but acceptable. There’s not a lot of story to it, as it’s very short and to the point, but aside from the headband mystery, it’s consistent. And like I said, fucking weird. But this is the kind of creativity I like in hentai. It’s not gross or nonsensical, doesn’t resort to rape for shock value, and manages to be unique.