Hentai Review: Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum (1 of 4)



Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum - Episode 1 of 4

Our lead character is the blue-haired elf woman we see above, with the glorified pasties that act as her top, that have no business staying in place through regular walking, much less fighting. Though she’s only sort of fighting. As the name might imply, it takes place in and around a Colosseum-type arena, where people fight for sport in front of crowds. But our heroine and her ‘sensei’, whom she has her fights with (among presumably others, but we don’t really see them) are what amounts to fantasy-world professional wrestlers, in that everything is staged. And their manager is a catgirl, because why not. And Elf-girl wants her sensei’s dick, presumably because he’s human and that’s how elves roll.

After a fight, which they don’t really show much of, but that’s fine because I don’t care, Catgirl-manager tells Elf-girl and her sensei that they’ve been invited to dine with the princess(?), who had been watching. During dinner, her highness decides that she wants to get all Andy Kaufman and shake stuff up outside of the arena, and orders Mr. Sensei to rape Elf-girl right there in front of her.




Needless to say, Elf-girl gets gets all lubed up at the thought, but has to stay in character and pretend she doesn’t want it. He tries to avoid penetration and just tit-fucks her, because he’s a gentleman like that, while she silently begs him to stick it in. But the princess demands some proper dicking, and he reluctantly fucks her, to everyone’s satisfaction.





Then they fuck again later in their cell. The end.

Now for the baffling shit, cause there’s certainly some of that.

In the very beginning, Elf-girl has this… flashback? Maybe? Where she’s got wings for arms, which are blatantly too small for to support her weight, and she’s flying with a guy (her sensei, I think) clinging to her waist, talking about how she can fly and wanted “to be a family”. It comes and goes, it’s never mentioned again, and we never get any context for it.




During what passes for one of the fight sequences, it shows her standing there, ready to mock-fight her sensei, and there’s this flash, and it shows Mr. Sensei standing up in the gallery, with the princess, with the broken end of Elf-girl’s sword in his hand. I don’t fucking know.

I don’t quite know if they’re slaves or not, and if that’s why they’re kept in cells with iron bars, it isn’t made clear. And it isn’t clear how much this is known to be fake. The princess apparently thinks it’s real, but then again, catgirl refers to their operation as a “troupe” right in front of her, but maybe it’s a poor translation. And if it’s supposed to be a blood sport, wouldn’t the lack of actual death become a problem?

There’s two instances of Elf-girl applying medicine to him with her tongue. Why this is necessary isn’t explained. Anyways, after the pretend-rape, they’re back in their cell and she’s doing the medicine thing, which escalates into her blowing him, then someone comes to talk to him. Instead of having her stop, he covers her with… bundles of wheat? I think? But what’s weirder is that he does it in about a second, without getting up.

The art and animation is average. What they do, they do competently, but it’s clear they weren’t going to break the bank on this one. Conspicuous admissions of things going on, or lack of transitions, and the fact that we don’t really ever see Mr. Sensei’s face. He’s always wearing this skull helmet, so it’s sort of shaded.

I did really appreciate the subversion of the rape scene. No genuine rape, no angst or “it’s okay if it’s you” BS, no hating it but then loving it, or any of that crap. She wants that D and she only doesn’t say it because she can’t. I’ve mentioned this before, but rape is used ad nauseam in hentai. I don’t have a problem with it because it’s rape, but I do have problem with it because without proper context, it’s horrendously boring. Rape is to hentai what pyrotechnics are to action movies. They have their place, but using them to try to ratchet up tension in lieu of actual engaging story makes you a hack. A hentai creator that uses rape without creating proper context or meaning to make the audience care is the Michael Bay of porn. There, I said it.

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