Hentai Review: Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum (2 of 4)



Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum - Episode 2 of 4

According to the subtitles, the title translates to Reborn Gladiator of the Baby-Making Colosseum. So there’s that.

It spends the first three minutes or so recapping the previous episode. We start in about where we left off, or at least in the same situation, with our main gladiator guy (the elf girl's 'sensei'), who’s, for whatever reason, a whole lot less faceless this time, boning the elf chick. They’re interrupted by their boss knocking on the door and telling them to keep the lewd noises down, and that elf girl has to go see the princess (the one who made gladiator guy ‘rape’ the elf in the last episode).

We cut to boss lady, who is a cat girl, and gladiator guy having a drink. They talk about how they’re doing with cheating in the colosseum games or some other crap that isn’t interesting. He makes some comment to himself about how he’s Japanese, so it’s possibly we have some dumb Narnia tomfoolery going on.




Then she roofies him. I’m not actually sure if that’s a joke or not. It cuts to her waking up in bed with him, then crawling over and starting a wake-up blowjob. He comes to, and doesn’t remember anything, but she tells him they had sex the night before. We go to a flashback where she kisses him and puts something what looks like a gobstopper into his mouth, and then fucking ensues. Admittedly, she was already jerking him off when she put the thing in his mouth. Not sure if it was supposed to be a drug or something. There’s no implied blackout from drinking either; he’s never shown to be inebriated at all. It’s weird. After the flashback is done, he doesn’t seem to object to any of this, and in fact starts to have regular sex with her. So I don’t know.

During their initial sex scene, they keep drawing attention to the fact that our catgirl boss lady has a childlike appearance, but is in fact older than him. There’s nothing wrong with finding appeal in petite bodies, but they insist on making it weird.


Anime, why don’t you have a seat…


But then. Then something magical happens.

As has been established, catgirl boss already knows gladiator guy is fucking elf girl, but elf girl does not know about the two of them. If you’re expecting hesitation on their parts because of this, guess again.


(Duranta is the elf girl)


This is starting to take a cuckqueany turn. It’s like they made this specifically for me. It starts with cat girl drawing attention to his relationship with elf girl while they’re fucking the first time. After that we get a scene where cat girl ambushes him in a cell… or barn… or something. Meanwhile elf girl is looking for him before she leaves to see the princess again. Or maybe it’s the first time. The exact series events isn’t completely clear.




Elf girl walks in on them, but he manages to hide cat girl behind some hay bales, and keeps fucking her while talking to elf girl, telling her that he’s training, and feigns doing some squats. Elf girl buys it, because elves are trusting like that, and leaves. Good stuff, but gets better. She comes back, wanting to give gladiator guy a hug before leaving, and this time, straight up walks in on them fucking.




We do end on a confusing note, because just after elf girl sees them, the voice of another woman calls out to cat girl, demanding that she pay for sullying the name of the empire. This is definitely not elf girl saying this, but it doesn’t show who is. I’m not even sure if this is supposed to be happening in the same location, or if it’s some sort of hook for the next episode. Cat girl stops and looks over at elf girl in surprise, but I can’t tell if she’s just noticing that she’s been caught, or if she’s reacting to the voice, or both. It ends there.

This might be explained in the next one, but given what I know from my experience with hentai, it also might not be.

Bizarre and confusing shit aside, I was pleasantly surprised with how this played out. I did not expect it to involve a cat girl cucking an elf, but here we are.

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