Hentai Review: Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum (4 of 4)

Tensei Kendo no Harem Colosseum - Episode 4 of 4

We start off right where we left off, or rather we start there after more than three and a half minutes of recap. Which I still think is a peculiar MO for hentai. I don’t know who would need a refresher, especially since very little of the story made sense in the first place.

Gladiator is still fucking Blondie in the arena, and lifts her up, lawnmower-style, and fucks her so the girls are face to face. Red lays there watching, not moving like she’s paralyzed. They never address what made her pass out or why she isn’t getting up to do something, if she objects to her little sister being used as a cocksleeve.

Said cocksleeve makes a quick turnaround on her enthusiasm for the whole thing, and tells Red to stop trying to get between her and the D. Actually, it’s unclear if she makes the turnaround at all, or if she liked it the whole time and was just having fun with trash talk during sex. That’s a thing with her throughout this episode, she switches back and forth between telling him that he’s a filthy barbarian that’s horrible for defiling a princess, and begging for his cum.

From here, we end up in a bedroom somewhere, with Red titfucking gladiator guy, and complaining about it. The impression I get is that Blondie is strong-arming her sister into being co-cock-slave, but then again, maybe the writers didn’t think that hard about her motivation. Blondie pops in and blows him from between her tits. Next scene.

Red is now sitting on the same bed they were just on. Time or context is not given. She explains that she has cockphobia, and behaves like she hasn’t engaged in sexual acts with this man twice already.

But Dr. Gladiator Guy is here to help, and he uses the power of cock-hypnosis to get her to understand that his penis is her friend. I bet that sounds like I'm being figurative, doesn’t it?

For some reason, the fact that they pixelated the dick reflection in her eyes is hilarious to me.

Where this power came from, why he has it, or why he never used it until now, these are questions without answers. But I think you knew that. Now that she's newly enamored with the D, they fuck. Then Blondie reminds us that she’s ‘the scavenger’ of fucking, and pops in again to shove her sister off and take over.

It goes to a scene of him talking with cat girl, about how she originally thought he was something else, and he seems to know what she’s talking about, something about memories from a past life, they name drop some character we’ve never heard of, then he gets summoned by the princess. We get a quick shot of him going into her room where she’s got magic runes on her and is going to stab herself, something about memories from a past life again, then we cut back to him outside the door... Anime, you have like five minutes left, it’s a little late to start pretending you’re going to have a story.

He goes into the room, and instead of stabbing herself, she’s shlicking it on the bed, which is much better.

He’s a warrior, a showman, and a cock-hypnotist, so I’m going to give him a break on the detective front.

She talks about how bad she is and wants to be punished, he fucks her and talks about how he’s going to impregnate her, there’s more trash talking about how she’s such a perfect princess and he’s a filthy barbarian, how humiliating this is, but she loves it, et cetera. Then it just ends.

This is one that I think must be based on a manga or a game, because lots of it doesn’t make sense, but then it’ll have bits that seem like they’re pieces of a story we’re not getting. The direction of the plot is all over the place, and I couldn’t tell you what the main character’s motivation for doing anything is. At first it seemed to be a fantasy porn slice of life thing with the elf and the cat girl, but then it goes into the whole thing with the princesses, where he’s making very deliberate actions, but we don’t know to what end. I suppose it could just be ‘to fuck the princesses’, which would be fine, but he honestly doesn’t have enough of a character to discern motivations about anything.

I am really disappointed that they didn’t follow up with the elf-cat girl dynamic. It was turning so great at the end of the second episode, and then they just dropped it all. After that moment when elf girl opens up the door to see them fucking, we only see her once more, and she never talks again. Cat girl is there again, but she doesn’t do anything of relevance after that point either. Build up and no payoff.

The art and animation may have picked up a little after the first episode, but I also may have just had better quality versions of the rest. Overall, it continues to be pretty average. Perfectly serviceable, nothing too absurd, but nothing amazing, either.

The story’s all over the place and makes no sense, but I’ve seen worse. The dialog does make me kind of glad that I don’t speak Japanese, though. There’s a lot of the girls just narrating what’s happening to them, in a tone of voice that makes the poor acting break through the language barrier. It’s the kind of thing that’s funny and cringey in text, but would be complete boner retardant if I could actually hear it.