Hentai Review: Youkoso Sukebe Elf no Mori e

Youkoso Sukebe Elf no Mori e - 2 Episodes (~16 minutes each)

As one might expect from a hentai about elves, this is a story in which female elves are wanton sluts for human cock. That’s just how elves work. This one is especially on the nose, though, like it was actually written by horny elves. There’s no period of hesitation where they pretend they don’t want it because they’re pure maidens and he’s a terrible barbarian. They’re on our hero’s dick from the start. It is different, what with the absence of any gang rape or ugly monsters. So that’s pretty refreshing.

We start with a cold open of him talking to a naked, blonde elf girl in the forest, expressing her interest in the D. She tells him that he’s some sort of penis messiah, here to save her people.

After our title card, which is just as on the nose as the rest of this, we jump back to our hero in the human world. He runs into an elf girl on the street, who he interprets as a normal little girl, based on her loli-ish appearance. Despite that she’s dressed in clothes like some sort of fetish wizard, and is translucent like a ghost (that might just be to imply that she's supposed to be invisible to normals, because it isn't mentioned at all). I'm not sure what his normal day is like, that he didn’t immediately think CPS needed contacting immediately. Of course, despite repeatedly stating that he thinks she’s a child, he doesn’t hesitate to give her a thorough dicking later, so that might be our answer.

She’s surprised that he can see her, and thus the interview process for sexual messiah is complete, and she teleports him to the world of the elves. Wasting no time with formalities, he appears in front of the nude elf from the beginning. This is like two minutes in, so I’m not sure why the cold open was necessary if we were going to loop back so fast.

Fucking ensues, as you might expect.

After that, the loli elf from before shows back up, and informs him that she is in fact the tribe’s elder, and that she abducted him so that he can impregnate all of the elves. The two elves go into some backstory about how they’re protected by the world tree, which normally handles reproduction for them and just vomits out new elves when it’s needed, and it suppresses their sex drive because they don’t need it. But now the tree is weakened, for reasons that are never explained or touched on again, and now they’re all super horny and need his baby-batter to save their race.

It’s never outright stated that they don’t have any males, just sort of implied, because none of this would make sense if they existed.

Naturally, elder-loli rides his dick before they take him back to the village.

He’s now boning an elf with silver pigtails. We don’t bother with the introductions this time, just jumping in mid-coitus. This is our haughty upper class elf, from some noble house, who wants to be the first to have child for her clan’s honor or something like that. Which, seems like she’s a little late to the party if that was her intent, but whatever. It does raise the question of how they have a noble house in a society with one sex that reproduces via magic tree. Not sure how they form aristocratic families when they don’t technically have families to start with. But I’m pretty sure that I’m thinking about this more than the author did.

Blonde elf from the beginning shows up as well, and promptly mounts his face. Then he fucks her. Then he fucks the pigtail elf again. Sorry if it seems like I’m glossing over the sex, but there isn’t much to say about it. It isn’t bad, but fairly vanilla stuff.

The next day, our hero is out in the woods, possibly coming back from taking a bath, it’s not completely clear. A nonstop supply of elf pussy would be nice, but I think I’d still miss running water. He rescues a dark elf from a bunch of goblins or something. They appear to be knee-high, so I’m not sure what he did that she couldn’t have done herself, but whatever.

Elder-loli is not pleased that he’s brought a dark elf to the village, on account of them apparently being enemies. But she folds almost immediately, after barely any effort is employed to convince her.

The dark elf has decided that she’s his servant now, and of course, he ploughs her next. There’s some weird thing where she’s got like a magical uterus tattoo that starts glowing as he fucks her. She says it’s some magic crap on account of he’s pounding her just right that will make her trust no one but him. Which seems entirely unnecessary, based on her behavior so far.

Then some other dark elves show up. Well, it seems like two of them are, and one’s a traitor light elf or something. That’s not important. What is important, is that they found out the light elves have human cock in their village, and demand they fork him over.

The second episode begins where the first leaves off, with the dark elves outside the village. Our human is standing there with another elf and he’s shielding her, even though they’re both behind a magical barrier. The one dark elf that isn’t a dark elf summons some kind of energy snake that flies at him, and then elder-loli shows up at the last moment and summons a different barrier in front of him, that stops it. Why shoot energy snakes at him if they want to fuck him? Why have a barrier around the village if it apparently wasn’t going to stop them? Your guess is as good as mine.

Because they’re... I guess threatened by elder-loli’s magic, the three dark elves bamf out. Then one of them immediately returns, in the form of a bird, for some reason, and tells them that he has to come see them alone, or they’ll destroy the light elves’ village. Which apparently they can do, even though they just chose two fuck off instead of face the elf elder.

The light elves hope that his dick can... defeat them? They decide to equip him with an aphrodisiac to help him with that. Somehow. Going to be honest here, I’m not really sure what they’re afraid of or what the end goal is. They test the stuff on the blonde elf, and he fucks her, so that they can pad the run time a little.

He confronts the dark elves in the woods, and they say they want his dick for the same reason the light elves do. He tells them no, because reasons. So one of them challenges him to fuck her, and that they’ll let him go if he can make her cum. Seems like that defeats the purpose of him refusing to fuck them, but he does it anyways.

He uses the aphrodisiac on himself, and fucks her into submission. It appears to work through contact, so it effects her, too. For some reason, it’s a positive for him, but a negative for them. I don’t really understand the fuck-fighting rules they have. Then he splashes the other two with the stuff, and the leader gets all lubed up, too. Well, moreso.

He has a go at the dark elf leader, who now seems upset at him fucking her, despite that she wanted him there specifically for that purpose. And, for some reason, halfway through, she turns into a catgirl. This is not explained, or even mentioned by any characters.

He moves onto the wizard elf girl, who was the one who’s not an actual dark elf. The aphrodisiac doesn’t work on her, so I guess she’s like the final boss of elf fucking.

She starts glowing while fucking him. Because magic, I guess. Though it doesn’t appear to have any purpose, and she quickly gets super enamored with his cock, to the surprise of absolutely no one who is at all familiar with elves, or has been watching thus far. Then the glowing stops, and she says how he’s draining her mana through his dick or something.

He finishes fucking all three of them into submission, and then we get catgirl-elf vowing revenge on him for humiliating them. By fucking them. Which is what they wanted from him in the first place. I’m not sure if that’s supposed to be a lead-in to a third part that hasn’t been made yet, but it ends there. Sometimes hentai do end like that, usually because it’s based on source material that does go on.

It’s about normal levels of baffling shit, overall. That is to say, it makes no sense, but it isn’t a constant parade of confusion. As I said at the start, it is refreshingly non-rapey for a hentai about elves. There is some referring to their sex as rape; them raping him, him raping them, but they all seem really into it while they do it, so I don’t think that counts. The art is actually quite good, but the animation leaves something to be desired in some places. Not exactly a compelling story, but it’s straight to the point about what it is - hentai about human cock in elf pussy. So it gets my approval.