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Hentai Review: Koakuma Kanojo (2 of 2)

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Koakuma Kanojo - Episode 2 So we move completely on from the world of the first episode, to one that is marginally more interesting. I mean, it’s still a fucking high school, because of course it is, but at least it’s explicitly a magic high school. And there’s elves. We also trade gimmicks, going from haunted videos to aphrodisiacs. Which sounds much more lame, but considering they didn’t do anything that compelling with the haunted video thing, it about evens out. It starts out with a quick scene of some girls changing and talking about the aphrodisiacs. I guess it’s to explain what they are if, for some reason, you’re in the dark about the concept. And possibly to pad the length. They don’t bother with the rudimentary opening animation this time. Starting in earnest, we meet schoolgirl and her male childhood friend as they walk to school. They have that childhood friend sexual tension banter. Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Upon being asked, he denies having a crush ...
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Hentai Review: Koakuma Kanojo (1 of 2)

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Koakuma Kanojo - Episode 1 There’s two episodes in the series, but they have nothing in common outside from the title and art style, so I’m going to approach them separately. And actually, the first episode itself is broken up into two stories which themselves are only tied together by a flimsy framing device. We jump right into said framing device, with some quick exposition in the form of some girls talking about a video that will curse you if you watch it. Basically a pornographic version of The Ring . In concept. In practice, it’s not nearly as interesting as that makes it sound. We see our first ‘victim’ of the haunted video, this purple haired girl who’s making a dramatic show of tossing and turning in bed, like she’s coming off heroin cold turkey. Then, magic boob job. Body inflation crap in the first couple minutes is never a good sign, but thankfully, it doesn’t get much worse than that. Then she grows a tail. There’ll be little wings later, too, but they s...
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Hentai Review: Youkoso Sukebe Elf no Mori e

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Youkoso Sukebe Elf no Mori e - 2 Episodes (~16 minutes each) As one might expect from a hentai about elves, this is a story in which female elves are wanton sluts for human cock. That’s just how elves work. This one is especially on the nose, though, like it was actually written by horny elves. There’s no period of hesitation where they pretend they don’t want it because they’re pure maidens and he’s a terrible barbarian. They’re on our hero’s dick from the start. It is different, what with the absence of any gang rape or ugly monsters. So that’s pretty refreshing. We start with a cold open of him talking to a naked, blonde elf girl in the forest, expressing her interest in the D. She tells him that he’s some sort of penis messiah, here to save her people. After our title card, which is just as on the nose as the rest of this, we jump back to our hero in the human world. He runs into an elf girl on the street, who he interprets as a normal little girl, based on her loli...
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Hentai Review: Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura

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Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura - 1 Episode Once again, we have some slutty elves, along with other some slutty elves that are desperately trying to convince themselves, and everyone around them, that they aren’t slutty. You’ll probably take notice of a pattern that seems consistent throughout different works. This one is actually very similar to another hentai I reviewed, Elfen Laid . Both center around elf girls trying (naively) to save their sisters from being sexually abused, by offering their own bodies. But whereas Elfen Laid had something that resembled a story, Elf no Futagohime Willan to Arsura is just sex scenes. We get a cold open, that is presumably a flash-forward, where we are introduced to our designated anime rapist, and one of our two elf sisters. It isn’t very rapey right here, though, she seems to go along with it. Noteworthy, is that it’s clear from the opening shot, that this has some of the worst censorship I’ve seen in hentai. They aren’t conten...
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Hentai Review: Koi Maguwai

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Koi Maguwai - 1 Episode This is a simple story about a fox girl, her sex life, and love. She might also be a semen vampire. Not clear. We get straight into it with this girl, in human form, working as a prostitute, having sex with one of her customers. He’s an ugly fat guy, but on the plus side, there’s nothing rapey or coercive about the encounter, which is refreshing. This mostly serves as establishment of the setting, and of her nature, since he notes that he’s been going there a long time, and she never seems to age. At the end of it, she gives a short internal monologue where she says something about how this job allows her to receive the ‘essence’ from her customers. After this, we’re introduced to our male lead, who is some trader or merchant doing business with the brothel. She recognizes him and catches him right before she leaves. To her surprise, he recognizes her as well. They go back to her room to talk, and we get some backstory. Years ago, when he was a ...
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Hentai Review: Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru (2 of 2)

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Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru - Episodes 3 & 4 In part three of this series, we’re introduced to a love triangle and a conspiracy against the mercenary group to overthrow their leader. Nah, I’m just kidding, it’s mostly just more gangrape. We open with a fantasy shinto shrine maiden who has a magic seal over her pussy that forces men who try to put their dicks in it to automatically slide into her ass instead. And then the guy who put it in her ass gets… dick choked? Prematurely ejaculates? It cuts to black, there’s some squishy sounds, and when it comes back, he’s passed out on the floor. I have no idea. Then we cut to quick rehashing about how mercenary guy is founding a nation based on rape or whatever. You know, in case you got confused with this intricate, nuanced plot. Then it cuts to our first gangrape subject of the episode, a girl in a unitard and chaps, who’s surprisingly cavalier about the whole situation. Which is almost refreshing, in a weird...
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